Twitter Updates follow me on Twitter Tumblr (3.0; @crispycracka)http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuaew6q9151qzt7nfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://insooutso.tumblr.com/post/273251169/flickr">insooutso</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/32639971@N06/4165738257/">Flickr</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>Awesome. Just awesome. :)</p>http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/273302929http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/273302929Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:54:55 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku8sqsQ0um1qzvoypo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SOME OF US ARE NOT HANDLING THIS WELL AT ALL.</p> <p>Poor, poor Sween. It just breaks my heart.</p> <p><a href="http://iamyourcanadianboyfriend.com/post/271935007/ill-be-fine">atsween</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’ll be fine.</p> </blockquote>http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/272704578http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/272704578Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:20:00 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktd7a4brN61qz94cro1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktd7a4brN61qz94cro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>So, this happened… Wet leaves + high-heeled boots do not mix. Who woulda guessed?! (Me, apparently.) There is something protruding from my foot, and it is very owwww. :(</p>http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/249761457http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/249761457Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:32:28 -0500<p>A clown is walking hand in hand with a child into the woods. The child looks up at the clown and says, “It’s really dark out here! I’m scared! Let’s go back!”<br/><br/>The clown pats the child’s hand and smiles. They keep walking deeper into the woods.<br/><br/>“It gets darker and scarier the farther we go!” cries the child. “Let’s go back!”<br/><br/>The clown shakes his head and keeps walking.<br/><br/>“Mister, please!” the child says, “It’s dark and spooky out here, I’m really scared!”<br/><br/>“How do you think I feel?” the clown says, “I have to walk out of here alone.”</p>http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/240697665http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/240697665Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:00:24 -0500<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krvlse1olJ1qz94cro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW: Spiffy new haircut edition</p>http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/219227742http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/219227742Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:55:25 -0400<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kru517w85A1qz94cro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/218477516http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/218477516Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:55:54 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zI79YqkjSDE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zI79YqkjSDE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>My friend, Tim made this video of Atlanta Zombie Walk 2009. It turned out awesome!</p>http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/211456503http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/211456503Mon, 12 Oct 2009 19:48:31 -0400me: OMG, for serious, this morning, I was trying to figure out the odds that both my parents license plates have x as the second later. And I hurt my brain. BUT I REMEMBER PERMUTATIONS.<br /> B: How many letters are you allowed?<br /> me: All of them<br /> B: no, I meant places. Never mind, I'm looking at it<br /> B: .038461<br /> B: 3.8% Not bad.<br /> me: For serious? Tell me how you did it! Talk math to me.<br /> <br /> <br /> Was it Detweiler? It was Detweiler, wasn't it! That totally sounds like a Brian conversation.http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/208622695http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/208622695Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:28:00 -0400<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr9grxWEcy1qz94cro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The only part of paying my mortgage that makes me happy is my mortgage mascot. Mortgage goat says “Late payments are baaaaaaa-d!” and that’s why I always pay on time. Thanks mortgage goat!</p>http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/208603539http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/208603539Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:59:57 -0400<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr1ug8bgAH1qznn7zo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Yeah, but with millions and millions of dollars, you could just buy new parents. And a yacht. Everyone wins!</p> <p><a href="http://funsized.tumblr.com/post/205143655/im-pretty-sure-the-first-two-people-feel-like">funsized</a>:</p> <blockquote>i’m pretty sure the first two people feel like dicks after seeing this.</blockquote>http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/205146578http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/205146578Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:19:09 -0400<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr1tv1Ta6U1qz94cro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I gave him my heart… and he ate it.</p> <p>Atlanta Zombie Walk 2009!</p>http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/205135971http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/205135971Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:01:49 -0400<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqk6v4zkEi1qz94cro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Some days I really, really love Atlanta…</p>http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/197125249http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/197125249Fri, 25 Sep 2009 23:25:52 -0400<p>And my amazing boyfriend was already on it… I’m going to see Steve Martin in 2 weeks!!! :)</p>http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/197118382http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/197118382Fri, 25 Sep 2009 23:16:37 -0400<p>I just bought my parents tickets to see Steve Martin in concert in 2 weeks and now I’m completely jealous. I think I may need to order myself tickets as well…</p>http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/197090006http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/197090006Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:37:11 -0400<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqk0ft2Ys61qz94cro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>These were posted all over my school. It’s a seminar *against* child sex-trafficking, but I’m not so sure they’re getting their message across.</p>http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/197026389http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/197026389Fri, 25 Sep 2009 21:07:05 -0400<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqdt4j6dzQ1qz94cro2_500.jpg"/><br/> FREEDOM PARKWAY Photo Credit: CNN<br/><br/> <img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqdt4j6dzQ1qz94cro1_500.jpg"/><br/> KROG TUNNEL Photo Credit: Chad Williams<br/><br/> <p>This week has truly felt like I live in the Lost City of Atlanta.</p>http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/194259160http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/194259160Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:43:31 -0400<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq0zvbg8YY1qz94cro1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>For Sween.</p>http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/188693310http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/188693310Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:40:23 -0400<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq0yvsjOz41qz94cro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nature! Hooray!</p>http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/188681259http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/188681259Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:19:03 -0400<a href="http://www.ustream.tv/channel/zolora">FINE I TURNED IT BACK ON I EVEN TURNED THE FAN OFF Y'ALL ARE A BUNCH OF WHINERS</a>: <p>WHA?! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? IS THIS A THING? ARE YOU GUYS WATCHING ME RIGHT NOW????</p> <p>(Seriously- y’all can’t see me, right?)</p> <p>(via <a href="http://zolora.tumblr.com/">zolora</a>)</p>http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/171806004http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/171806004Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:21:40 -0400<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koj4avlGjC1qz94cro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Not sure if this pertains to torrenting, or pirate butts.</p>http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/164971150http://crispycracka.tumblr.com/post/164971150Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:25:00 -0400