Making Babies. : I like cookies.

Jun

2009

Making Babies.

@crispycracka: Sometimes I miss working as a nanny.
@spin400: Maybe you can make your own baby! This way you just pay yourself, so its like you make double in some ways... win win, right?
@crispycracka: I can make one out of play-doh and spare Mr. Potato Head parts!
@spin400: Babies come from cesarean sections, cracka. Which is just a fancy word for "tummy".
@crispycracka: Psssshhhhh. Whatevs, yo. I can make babies with found objects. It's sort of a hobby of mine.
@crispycracka: A very creepy hobby.
@spin400: I heard you can make them with ordinary household objects, mostly cleaners found right under your sink!
@crispycracka: Yes, but then you can't eat them. And where's the fun in that, really?