December 2011
5 posts
duke's dog blog: In Memoriam →
STOP MAKING ME CRY, HENRY.
I am really going to miss hearing about this little guy. Rest in Peace, Duke. You were my favorite internet celebrity.
dukethedog:
I’m sorry to report that Duke passed away tonight. He stuck with us through kidney and heart failure. He was a sweetheart, and a loyal companion. He was my best friend.
Over the last couple weeks his appetite dwindled, and Amy and I...
January 2011
1 post
August 2010
1 post
Hey guys! What’s up??? :)
May 2010
1 post
Watchatsween:
In which I attempt to wish @crispycracka a Happy Birthday and a blowfish is unhelpful.
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.
April 2010
6 posts
You guys. I was totally thinking about attending the next big tweetup thing, but noooo- you went & scheduled it for the weekend of my sister’s wedding. LAME.
1 tag
What would your dream job look like?
When I was a kid I wanted to be either a Zamboni driver or a dinosaur when I grew up. (For reals, I really thought I could be a dinosaur if I studied hard enough) As an adult, my career goals have become much more realistic. I’d like to get paid to Photoshop bunnies and eat cheese all day.
Ask me anything
1 tag
If you could rid the world of one thing, what...
Grasshoppers! (The insect, not the cookies. But I won’t eat the cookies either, because I hate grasshoppers THAT MUCH.) And don’t even get me started on crickets. They are just noisy-ass grasshoppers.
Ask me anything
1 tag
If you could ask Barack Obama one question what...
I’d like to sound all intellectual and deep and say I’d ask about foreign policy or healthcare reform, but the truth is, when I am nervous/ under pressure, I tend to blurt out the 1st thing that pops in my head. So, yeah- I’d probably ask him who is favorite Muppet is and hope he answers Sweetums.
Ask me anything
1 tag
What was your favorite TV show as a child?
The Monkees. I had a huge crush on Mike Nesmith. I also used to watch the Young Ones with my aunt. I had an odd sense of humor, even as a child. I lipsynched (lipsank- what the hell is the past tense of that word? Maybe there isn’t a past tense as its usually never spoken of again afterward.) Anyhoo, I performed to “Timewarp” from the Rocky Horror Picture Show for my 3rd grade...
January 2010
1 post
December 2009
2 posts
November 2009
2 posts
A clown is walking hand in hand with a child into the woods. The child looks up at the clown and says, “It’s really dark out here! I’m scared! Let’s go back!” The clown pats the child’s hand and smiles. They keep walking deeper into the woods. “It gets darker and scarier the farther we go!” cries the child. “Let’s go back!” The...
October 2009
7 posts
I love my internet friends.
me: OMG, for serious, this morning, I was trying to figure out the odds that both my parents license plates have x as the second later. And I hurt my brain. BUT I REMEMBER PERMUTATIONS.
B: How many letters are you allowed?
me: All of them
B: no, I meant places. Never mind, I'm looking at it
B: .038461
B: 3.8% Not bad.
me: For serious? Tell me how you did it! Talk math to me.
Was it Detweiler? It was Detweiler, wasn't it! That totally sounds like a Brian conversation.
September 2009
7 posts
And my amazing boyfriend was already on it… I’m going to see Steve Martin in 2 weeks!!! :)
I just bought my parents tickets to see Steve Martin in concert in 2 weeks and now I’m completely jealous. I think I may need to order myself tickets as well…
August 2009
9 posts
FINE I TURNED IT BACK ON I EVEN TURNED THE FAN OFF... →
WHA?! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? IS THIS A THING? ARE YOU GUYS WATCHING ME RIGHT NOW????
(Seriously- y’all can’t see me, right?)
(via zolora)
Screw you guys and your way far away tweetups I can never make. Who’s coming to see me in Atlanta? Hmmmm?
July 2009
2 posts
June 2009
5 posts
The movie combo game
ronbailey:
nickdouglas:
I describe a film plot based on two movies.
You tell me the combined title.
For example: Plot: suburban family gets mad at a hairy mountain-beast for satirizing them in his roman-a-clef.
Title: Deconstructing Harry and the Hendersons.
So reblog or comment with an answer to the following, but ONLY if you write your own too.
Plot: A conman accidentally teaches an...
Making Babies.
@crispycracka: Sometimes I miss working as a nanny.
@spin400: Maybe you can make your own baby! This way you just pay yourself, so its like you make double in some ways... win win, right?
@crispycracka: I can make one out of play-doh and spare Mr. Potato Head parts!
@spin400: Babies come from cesarean sections, cracka. Which is just a fancy word for "tummy".
@crispycracka: Psssshhhhh. Whatevs, yo. I can make babies with found objects. It's sort of a hobby of mine.
@crispycracka: A very creepy hobby.
@spin400: I heard you can make them with ordinary household objects, mostly cleaners found right under your sink!
@crispycracka: Yes, but then you can't eat them. And where's the fun in that, really?
May 2009
8 posts
