Dec
07
2009
Dec
06
2009
SOME OF US ARE NOT HANDLING THIS WELL AT ALL.
Poor, poor Sween. It just breaks my heart.
I’ll be fine.
Nov
19
2009
So, this happened… Wet leaves + high-heeled boots do not mix. Who woulda guessed?! (Me, apparently.) There is something protruding from my foot, and it is very owwww. :(
Nov
11
2009
A clown is walking hand in hand with a child into the woods. The child looks up at the clown and says, “It’s really dark out here! I’m scared! Let’s go back!”
The clown pats the child’s hand and smiles. They keep walking deeper into the woods.
“It gets darker and scarier the farther we go!” cries the child. “Let’s go back!”
The clown shakes his head and keeps walking.
“Mister, please!” the child says, “It’s dark and spooky out here, I’m really scared!”
“How do you think I feel?” the clown says, “I have to walk out of here alone.”
Oct
21
2009
Oct
20
2009
Oct
12
2009
My friend, Tim made this video of Atlanta Zombie Walk 2009. It turned out awesome!
Oct
09
2009
I love my internet friends.
- me: OMG, for serious, this morning, I was trying to figure out the odds that both my parents license plates have x as the second later. And I hurt my brain. BUT I REMEMBER PERMUTATIONS.
- B: How many letters are you allowed?
- me: All of them
- B: no, I meant places. Never mind, I'm looking at it
- B: .038461
- B: 3.8% Not bad.
- me: For serious? Tell me how you did it! Talk math to me.
- Was it Detweiler? It was Detweiler, wasn't it! That totally sounds like a Brian conversation.
Oct
09
2009
The only part of paying my mortgage that makes me happy is my mortgage mascot. Mortgage goat says “Late payments are baaaaaaa-d!” and that’s why I always pay on time. Thanks mortgage goat!
Oct
05
2009
Yeah, but with millions and millions of dollars, you could just buy new parents. And a yacht. Everyone wins!
i’m pretty sure the first two people feel like dicks after seeing this.
